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My sister is running away to get lost, but I am running away because I want to find something. And m...

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Sherman AlexieThe Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian

He looked into the crowd for approval, saw his mother and father. He waved and they waved back. Smil...

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Sherman AlexieThe Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven

Each of us is aware he's a material being, subject to the laws of physiology and physics, and that t...

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Save your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you'd better answer them!' [slurred H...

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A late arrival had the impression of lots of loud people unnecessarily grouped within a smoke-blue s...

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Vladimir NabokovAmerican Fantastic Tales: Terror and the Uncanny from the 1940's Until Now

We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their h...

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excuse my enthusiasm or rather madness, for I am really drunk with intellectual vision whenever I ta...

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The Victrola, the Movies, a lecture: such are the three American alternatives to Silence, Scandal an...

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Inside my soul a treasure is buried.The key is mine and only mine.How right you are, you drunken mon...

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Alexander BlokThe Silver Age of Russian Culture: An Anthology

We were at that moment of drunkenness that the two of us had come to call the Golden Moment, when ev...

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They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you mi...

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Anthony BourdainA Cook's Tour: Global Adventures in Extreme Cuisines

There were, however, a few exceptions.One was Norma Dodsworth, the poet, who had not unpleasantly dr...

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I mean, that's at least in part why I ingested chemical waste - it was a kind of desire to abbreviat...

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One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with...

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A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

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Craig FergusonAmerican on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

Natives of the Florida Keys often refer to themselves as Conchs, and for good reason: They have been...

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Dave BarryBest. State. Ever.: A Florida Man Defends His Homeland

What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water!

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Douglas AdamsThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

You know I'm no squealer, Harry.''You're a rummy. But no matter how rum dumb you get, if you ever ta...

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Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks. Maybe some folks drink due to ...

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Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?'Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd ...

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I am alive, and drunk on sunlight.

And even in the open air the stench of whiskey was appalling. To this fiendish poison, I am certain,...

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H. P. LovecraftLord of a Visible World: An Autobiography in Letters

On the way down the hill we walked three abreast in the cobblestone street, drunk and laughing and t...

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I was in the mood to make out in the back row of the movie theater with someone who did not know my ...

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Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping...

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You can't just make me different and then leave

Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart ...

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Just because you're sober, don't think you're a good driver, Cookie.

I was sprawled out in my usual position on the couch, half asleep but entirely drunk, torturing myse...

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Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

ON GETTING DRUNK:"Those who are Christians are to see to it that they are grateful for grace and red...

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Plato forbids children wine till eighteen years of age, and to get drunk till forty; but, after fort...

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I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i ...

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Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another ...

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Some of us have resolved to escape into drunkenness before the sleep takes us.

I'll show you an imaginative re-creation, my fist imaginatively re-creating your fucken face for sta...

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Well, I may get drunk," the Widow admitted, "but I don't stagger. Sometimes I fall down. But I don't...

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Well, I've kept you waiting long enough," he said, peering at me from that distance which drinking a...

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