Drunk Quotes
My sister is running away to get lost, but I am running away because I want to find something. And m...
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He looked into the crowd for approval, saw his mother and father. He waved and they waved back. Smil...
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Each of us is aware he's a material being, subject to the laws of physiology and physics, and that t...
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Save your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you'd better answer them!' [slurred H...
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A late arrival had the impression of lots of loud people unnecessarily grouped within a smoke-blue s...
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We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their h...
Show Moreexcuse my enthusiasm or rather madness, for I am really drunk with intellectual vision whenever I ta...
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The Victrola, the Movies, a lecture: such are the three American alternatives to Silence, Scandal an...
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Inside my soul a treasure is buried.The key is mine and only mine.How right you are, you drunken mon...
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We were at that moment of drunkenness that the two of us had come to call the Golden Moment, when ev...
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They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you mi...
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There were, however, a few exceptions.One was Norma Dodsworth, the poet, who had not unpleasantly dr...
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I mean, that's at least in part why I ingested chemical waste - it was a kind of desire to abbreviat...
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One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with...
Show MoreA man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

Natives of the Florida Keys often refer to themselves as Conchs, and for good reason: They have been...
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What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water!

You know I'm no squealer, Harry.''You're a rummy. But no matter how rum dumb you get, if you ever ta...
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Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks. Maybe some folks drink due to ...
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Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?'Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd ...
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I am alive, and drunk on sunlight.

And even in the open air the stench of whiskey was appalling. To this fiendish poison, I am certain,...
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On the way down the hill we walked three abreast in the cobblestone street, drunk and laughing and t...
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I was in the mood to make out in the back row of the movie theater with someone who did not know my ...
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Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping...
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Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart ...
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Just because you're sober, don't think you're a good driver, Cookie.

I was sprawled out in my usual position on the couch, half asleep but entirely drunk, torturing myse...
Show MoreMan, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
ON GETTING DRUNK:"Those who are Christians are to see to it that they are grateful for grace and red...
Show MorePlato forbids children wine till eighteen years of age, and to get drunk till forty; but, after fort...
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I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i ...
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Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another ...
Show MoreSome of us have resolved to escape into drunkenness before the sleep takes us.
I'll show you an imaginative re-creation, my fist imaginatively re-creating your fucken face for sta...
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Well, I may get drunk," the Widow admitted, "but I don't stagger. Sometimes I fall down. But I don't...
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Well, I've kept you waiting long enough," he said, peering at me from that distance which drinking a...
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