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It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

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Craig FergusonAmerican on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

How about a drop of something to cut the phlegm?Why don't you stay sober today?We didn't come to New...

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Affliction comes to us, not to make us sad but sober; not to make us sorry but wise.

Just because you're sober, don't think you're a good driver, Cookie.

Plato forbids children wine till eighteen years of age, and to get drunk till forty; but, after fort...

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