Alaska Quotes

At the moment developing a nice little inoffensive cancer somewhere on dry land seemed infinitely pr...

How wil we ever get out of this labyrinth of suffering?

Right, well, he'd been sick for a while and his nurse said to him, 'You seem to be feeling better th...

I'm really not up for answering any questions that start with how, when, where, why or what.

I don't understand why you're so obsessed with figuring out everything that happens here, like we ha...

I’m really not up for answering any questions that start with how, when, where, why, or what.

She has great breasts," the Colonel said without looking up from the whale."DO NOT OBJECTIFY WOMEN'S...

She said, "It's not life or death, the labyrinth.""Um, okay. So what is it?""Suffering," she said. "...

The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. "I can rhyme while I run; I'm t...

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed.'So that's Sara,' I said.'Yes.''She seems nice.

You can't just make me different and then leave

Teenagers think they are invincible” with that sly, stupid smile on their faces, they don’t know how...

If you have to ask that question, you wouldn't understand the answer.

When D's cabin caught fire, D was out of the country. Half the town-Christians and drinkers alike-ca...

On Friday the 13th of April 2029, an asteroid large enough to fill the Rose Bowl as though it were a...

I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box of...

I don't confuse my digestive system, I just season simple food with hunger

The more I see as I sit here among the rocks, the more I wonder about what I am not seeing.

I enjoy working for my heat. I don't just press a button or twist a thermostat dial. I use the big c...