Wodehouse Quotes

Man's inability to get out of bed in the morning is a curious thing. One may reason with oneself cle...

-'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?'There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matt...

I’m not absolutely certain of my facts, but I rather fancy it’s Shakespeare—or, if not, it’s some eq...

There are situations in life which are beyond one. The sensible man realizes this, and slides out of...

One of the Georges," said Psmith, "I forget which, once said that a certain number of hours' sleep a...

Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.

Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through.

NOW, touching this business of old Jeeves – my man, you know – how do we stand? Lots of people think...

I felt most awfully braced. I felt as if the clouds had rolled away and all was as it used to be. I ...

It would take more than long-stemmed roses to change my view that you're a despicable cowardy custar...

She gave me another of those long keen looks, and I could see that she was again asking herself if h...

I don’t know if you have had the same experience, but the snag I always come up against when I’m tel...

She laughed - a bit louder than I could have wished in my frail state of health, but then she is alw...

I have written it before and am not ashamed to write it again. Without Wodehouse I am not sure that ...

My father did not bring it up, but of course I knew that he had another reason to worry about my dec...