"I ordered a coffee and a little something to eat and savored the warmth and dryness. Somewhere in the background Nat King Cole sang a perky tune. I wa...

The pleasant fact is that the British are not much good at violent crime except in fiction, which is of course as it should be.
~ Bill Bryson ~












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