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On a cooler sun on a primordial earth: "I later learned that biologists, when they are feeling jocose, refer to this as the 'Chinese Resaturant Proble...more

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If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it.

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Finally, this being America, there is the constant possibility of murder.

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What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.