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Fascism is when corporations become the government.

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This is the opposite of the free market.

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Do not fuck with gun nuts because they are nuts about their guns.

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Every day in America is a day with a shooting.

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To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you k...more

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New Rule: Apple's next device must be a computer that you control with your tongue. Thanks for eliminating the keyboard and the mouse, but pointing an...more

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Forget bringing the troops home from Iraq. We need to get the troops home from World War II. Can anybody tell me why, in 2009, we still have more than...more

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New Rule: America has every right ot bitch about gas prices suddenly shooting up. How could we have known? Oh, wait, there was that teensy, tiny thing...more

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New Rule: Conservatives have to stop rolling their eyes every time they hear the word "France." Like just calling something French is the ultimate arg...more

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New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means once we open the bag, there’s no...more

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New Rule: Americans have to come up with a better cheese to represent the nation than American cheese. I'm not even sure American cheese is cheese. I ...more

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Brave Americans in past wars didn't die for the actual flag--they died for the freedom it represents, including the freedom to burn it.

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New Rule: America must stop bragging it's the greatest country on earth, and start acting like it. I know this is uncomfortable for the "faith over fa...more

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After September 11th, I never much liked the trend of everyone and his brother wearing the hats and jackets of the NYPD and FDNY. Only the people who ...more

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It's not that we don't care--it's just that that we'd prefer not to get involved.