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This is the opposite of the free market.
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"I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
"Kadafi is a zombie in a pillbox hat, that's what he is!
"We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels & free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep & conformists.
"Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?
"Fascism is when corporations become the government.
"The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
"New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It’s not their field. It’s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair...
"Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you...
"Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
"Do not fuck with gun nuts because they are nuts about their guns.
"Every day in America is a day with a shooting.
"Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I’ll be damned if Rick Perry didn’t take me up on that.
"New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives it to th...
"New Rule: Apple's next device must be a computer that you control with your tongue. Thanks for eliminating the keyboard and the mouse, but pointing an...