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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you ori...more

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Magnus raised his hands above his head and clapped once. The room flooded with light. "You see? You think that would be possible without magic? "Actua...more

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Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace

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Forty dollars for one adult nonrefundable ticket. You’re in luck — your bus leaves in a half hour. But there’s no dogs, unless that’s a service animal...more

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jace's clothes had been clean,stylish,ordinary. Sebastian had been wearing a long black wool trench coat that had looked expensive. Like an evil Burbe...more

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We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull.

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What’s it like? Ballet school?”“Harsh,” he said. “Everyone dances until they collapse. We eat only raw-egg smoothies and wheat protein. Every Friday w...more

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True love is hard to find." - Malcolm Fade

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He opened his mouth. The words were there. He was about to say them when a jolt of terror went through him, the terror of someone who, wandering in a ...more

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There was a small wooden gazebo built out over the water; Isabelle was sitting in it, staring out across the lake. She looked like a princess in a fai...more

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What did Isabelle want?" Jace asked.Alec hesitated. "Isabelle says the Queen of the Seelie Court has requested an audience with us.""Sure," said Magnu...more

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If you never tell anyone the truth about yourself, eventually you start to forget.

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Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.

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I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?"

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You have something on your neck. What Looks like a bite mark, what were you doing out all night, anyway? Nothing. I went walking in the park. Tried to...more