"You women have more holes than swiss cheese.












What a woman wants is a reaction. What a man wants is a woman.

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"Love is for real men.
"I kept telling myself that all the women in the world weren´t whores, just mine.
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"you boys can keep your virgins give me hot old women in high heels with asses that forgot to get old.
"good weatheris likegood women—it doesn’t always happenand when it doesit doesn’talways last.
"When women agree with me I always do the other thing