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You women have more holes than swiss cheese.

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Education was the new god, and educated men the new plantation masters.

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Yes Yeswhen God created love he didn't help most when God created dogs He didn't help dogs when God created plants that was average when God created h...more

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The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid one are full of confidence".

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I'm not a guru. I wish you wouldn't pose these things at me, man. Ask me about women or something.

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Nothing like beautiful legs. 'Cause with beautiful legs, even if you've been there only once or twice, there might be something up there besides the c...more

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I guess lesbianism wasn't so rampant in those days, they would've gotten a bunk with each other and just left me alone, you know. Which would have bee...more

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What a woman wants is a reaction. What a man wants is a woman.

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Hey, Hank, I notice all the women around your place lately ... good looking stuff; you're doing all right.""Sam," I say, "that's not true; I am one of...more

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She's mad, but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire.

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I kept telling myself that all the women in the world weren´t whores, just mine.

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there is always one woman to save you from another and as that woman saves you she makes ready to destroy

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you boys can keep your virgins give me hot old women in high heels with asses that forgot to get old.

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good weatheris likegood women—it doesn’t always happenand when it doesit doesn’talways last.

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When women agree with me I always do the other thing