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You women have more holes than swiss cheese.

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The ass is the face of the soul of sex.

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Walking out with the people, I didn't know which was more exciting, the air race, the parachute jump that failed, or the cunt.

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Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.

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Education was the new god, and educated men the new plantation masters.

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It's all overrated, man. Sex is only a great thing if you're not getting any.

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Yes Yeswhen God created love he didn't help most when God created dogs He didn't help dogs when God created plants that was average when God created h...more

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I'm not a guru. I wish you wouldn't pose these things at me, man. Ask me about women or something.

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in the most decent sometimes sun there is the softsmoke feeling from urns and the canned sound of old battleplanes and if you go inside and run your f...more

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Music is much like fucking, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent.

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There's too much coldness in the world," I told her. "If people would only talk things out together it would help.

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...they would say 'he said this, he did that', but they would never say 'she said this, she did that'. So I would say, they are sick, and I am well. P...more

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Nothing like beautiful legs. 'Cause with beautiful legs, even if you've been there only once or twice, there might be something up there besides the c...more

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What a woman wants is a reaction. What a man wants is a woman.

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Hey, Hank, I notice all the women around your place lately ... good looking stuff; you're doing all right.""Sam," I say, "that's not true; I am one of...more