Charlie Brooker quote: It's spider season. Every year, right about now, thousands of the godless eight-legged bastards emerge from the bowels of hell ...

It's spider season. Every year, right about now, thousands of the godless eight-legged bastards emerge from the bowels of hell (or the garden, whichever's nearest) with the sole intention of tormenting humankind.

~ Charlie Brooker ~

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