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I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationsh...more

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You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

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There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take advan...more

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Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everyone else.

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President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country....more

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Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.