Chris Rock Quotes

Men are as faithful as their options.

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad s...

Men lie the most,women tell the biggest lies.

You got a gun, you don't have to work out.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everyone else.

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergi...

President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady ...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.

Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an exc...

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.

If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person...

You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to ...

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense

I love being famous. It's almost like being white.

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six...

I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The ...

You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that y...

Women need food, water, and complimentsThat's right.And an occasional pair of shoes.

I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black gu...

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for ...