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People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.

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Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention.

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Saphira waved her tail, the tip whistling loudly. "I'm not asking you to. However, if we attack first, we may gain the advantage." "Have you gone craz...more

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You would be amazed how many magicians have died after being bitten by mad rabbits. It's far more common than you might think. -Angela the Herbalist

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(...)best of luck, avoid roasted cabbage, don't eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!

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They were quiet for a while, eating, then Oromis asked, "Can you tell me, What is the most important mental tool a person can possess?"It was a seriou...more

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Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?

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Wise? No, I simply learned to think.

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Consider non your superior, whatever their rank or station in life. Treat all fairly or they will seek revenge. Be careful with your money. Hold fast ...more

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Give men your ear, but not your heart. Show respect for those in power, but don't follow them blindly. Judge with logic and reason, but comment not.

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Eragon looked back at him, confused. "I don't understand.""Of course you don't," said Brom impatiently. "That's why I'm teaching you and not the other...more

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Her sculptured face was as perfect as a painting.

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Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads.

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If you don't make a few ememies now and then, you're a coward-or worse. Besides, it as worth it to see his reaction. Oh, he was angry!- Angela to Erag...more

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Go slowly, so that you do not bite your tail by accident.