"People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.

Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads.
~ Christopher Paolini ~












Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads.
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