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It's pathetic how we can't live with the things we don't understand. How we need everything labeled and explained and deconstructed. Even if it's for ...more

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Good news didn't seem real until you'd told at least a dozen friends.

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some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems.

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For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose ... watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.

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Even if you tell yourself "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way ... from a dirty boot." Even that would be right, because you chose to drink ...more

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We have pain and hate and love and joy and war in the world because we want them.

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I hate how I don't feel real enough unless people are watching.

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What if reality is nothing but some disease?

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You can tell people the truth, but they'll never believe you until the event. Until it's too late. In the meantime, the truth will just piss them off ...more