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It's pathetic how we can't live with the things we don't understand. How we need everything labeled and explained and deconstructed. Even if it's for ...more

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Good news didn't seem real until you'd told at least a dozen friends.

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some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems.

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We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane. Saints or sex addicts. Heroes or victims. Letting history tell us how goo...more

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For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose ... watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.

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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

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You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are n...more

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Even if you tell yourself "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way ... from a dirty boot." Even that would be right, because you chose to drink ...more

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We have pain and hate and love and joy and war in the world because we want them.

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What's burning down is a re-creation of a period revival house patterned after a copy of a copy of a copy of a mock Tudor big manor house. It's a hund...more

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Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

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What if reality is nothing but some disease?

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You can tell people the truth, but they'll never believe you until the event. Until it's too late. In the meantime, the truth will just piss them off ...more