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It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.

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In a way, a lot of my humor comes from presenting things that are dramatic or shocking and then people not having socially appropriate responses, havi...more

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If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

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What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my atte...more

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Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit.

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You can’t fool people into loving you.

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Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.

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Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn't bother to torture you if she didn't.

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Ok. You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is this a pretty accurate d...more

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You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.

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There are lot of things we don't want to know about the people we love.

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The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

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Almost all the time, you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them. This only looks like love.

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I thought we were a real love relationship. I did. I was very invested in love, but it was just this long long sex thing that could end at any moment ...more

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Make me into anything, but just love me.