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It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.

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The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in...more

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What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my atte...more

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Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit.

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Women are already born so far ahead ability-wise. The day men can give birth, that's when we can start talking about equal rights.

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You can’t fool people into loving you.

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they should let some people into the library by prescription only

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We live and we die and anything else is just delusion. it's just passive chick bullshit about feelings and sensitivity. Just made-up subjective emotio...more

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Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.

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Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

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They told me that nothing was a sin, just a poor life choice. Poor impulse control. That nothing is evil. Any concept of right versus wrong, according...more

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...,dying seems like the greatest weakness, and in a world where people say you're lazy for not shaving your legs, then being dead seems like the ulti...more

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Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn't bother to torture you if she didn't.

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Ok. You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is this a pretty accurate d...more

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If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?'Clawing at the roof of her coffin.