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If this is death, if we are dead or dying or even if we are living and just going to die, then what do we have to fear? What are we worried about? I t...more

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It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.

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If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

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The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in...more

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Women are already born so far ahead ability-wise. The day men can give birth, that's when we can start talking about equal rights.

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The lucky ones are just born dead.

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There's still a thousand places I haven't gone to die.

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they should let some people into the library by prescription only

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The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it's so exciting, the lack of room to maneuver, it helps if you're double-jo...more

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We live and we die and anything else is just delusion. it's just passive chick bullshit about feelings and sensitivity. Just made-up subjective emotio...more

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They told me that nothing was a sin, just a poor life choice. Poor impulse control. That nothing is evil. Any concept of right versus wrong, according...more

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In all seriousness, Archer claims that if you, as a living, alive person, hear the song "You're the One That I Want" from the musical Grease three tim...more

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...,dying seems like the greatest weakness, and in a world where people say you're lazy for not shaving your legs, then being dead seems like the ulti...more

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You’ve thrown down the gauntlet. You’ve brought my wrath down upon your house. Now, to prove that I exist I must kill you. As the child outlives the f...more

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A woman calls from Seaview to say her linen closet is missing. Last September, her house had six bedrooms, two linen closets. She's sure of it. Now sh...more