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If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

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What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my atte...more

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Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit.

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The lucky ones are just born dead.

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There's still a thousand places I haven't gone to die.

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You can’t fool people into loving you.

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We live and we die and anything else is just delusion. it's just passive chick bullshit about feelings and sensitivity. Just made-up subjective emotio...more

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Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.

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Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

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In all seriousness, Archer claims that if you, as a living, alive person, hear the song "You're the One That I Want" from the musical Grease three tim...more

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It's my petty fear of personal rejection that allows so many true evils to exist. My cowardice enables atrocities.

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You’ve thrown down the gauntlet. You’ve brought my wrath down upon your house. Now, to prove that I exist I must kill you. As the child outlives the f...more

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Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn't bother to torture you if she didn't.

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Ok. You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is this a pretty accurate d...more

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You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.