I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut hosing orgasm.
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My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.
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The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it's so exciting, the lack of room to maneuver, it helps if you're double-jo...
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It's amazing what a woman will read into if you by accident, say I love you. Ten times out of ten, a guy means I love this.
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It's the last frontier to conquer, other people, strangers, the jungle of their arms and legs, hair and skin, the smells and moans that is everybody y...
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A woman eats to feed her pussy." Meaning: Anything we do to excess is in compensation for not getting a minimum amount of sexual gratification.
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My mom says, "Do you know what the AIDS memorial quilt is all about?"Jump to how much I hate my brother at this moment.I bought this fabric because I ...
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I was very invested in love but it was just this long sex thing that could end at any moment because after all, it's about getting off.
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If you never have sex you never gain a sense of power. You never gain a voice or an identity of your own. Sex is the act that separates us from our pa...
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She says, "Do you have any rubbers?" I say, I thought she was barren. "Sure, I'm sterile," she says, "but I've had unprotected sex with a million guys...
