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I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth from you. When your whole life breaks down. That's the moment when yo...more

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It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.

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If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

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What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my atte...more

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Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit.

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Sex pretty much cures everything.

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I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut hosing orgasm.

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My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.

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You can’t fool people into loving you.

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The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it's so exciting, the lack of room to maneuver, it helps if you're double-jo...more

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It's amazing what a woman will read into if you by accident, say I love you. Ten times out of ten, a guy means I love this.

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It's the last frontier to conquer, other people, strangers, the jungle of their arms and legs, hair and skin, the smells and moans that is everybody y...more

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Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.

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A woman eats to feed her pussy." Meaning: Anything we do to excess is in compensation for not getting a minimum amount of sexual gratification.

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Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn't bother to torture you if she didn't.