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Here’s the truth: Who is spared love is spared grief.

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I’m not sorry it stopped. [on Lady Gaga’s ”Poker Face”]

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Probably in a parallel universe not far from here, I'm working for Nintendo.

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Strip back the beliefs pasted on by governesses, schools, and states, you find indelible truths at one's core.

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But you have read Madame Bovary?' (I'd never heard of her books.) 'No.

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Teachers're always using that "in your own words." I hate that. Authors knit their sentences tight. It's their job. Why make us unpick them, just to p...more

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The art teacher's scarlet book was called Story of the Eye by Georges Bataille. 'As the title suggests,' Mr Dunwoody saw the book'd caught my attentio...more

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Disco's are tricky. You look a total wally if you dance too early but after one crucial song tips the disco over, you look a sad saddo if you don't.

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Snarling an oath from an Icelandic saga, I reclaimed my place at the head of the queue. "Oy!" yelled a punk rocker, with studs in his cranium. "There'...more

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The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature.

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Hey, metaphysics seminar is on the roof. Just take the elevator up and keep walking until you hit the sidewalk. Anything is true if enough people beli...more

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There are different ways people make this place. Sweat, exercise and pain is one way. You can see them in the gyms, in the well-ordered swimming pools...more

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Lunatics are writers whose works write them, Bat." "Not all lunatics are writers, Mrs. Rey-believe me." "But most writers are lunatics, Bat-believe me...more

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A writer flirts with schizophrenia, nurtures synesthesia, and embraces obsessive-compulsive disorder. Your art feeds on you, your soul, and, yes, to a...more

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The truth of a myth, your Honor, is not its words but its patterns.