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I’m not sorry it stopped. [on Lady Gaga’s ”Poker Face”]

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Probably in a parallel universe not far from here, I'm working for Nintendo.

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But you have read Madame Bovary?' (I'd never heard of her books.) 'No.

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Teachers're always using that "in your own words." I hate that. Authors knit their sentences tight. It's their job. Why make us unpick them, just to p...more

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The art teacher's scarlet book was called Story of the Eye by Georges Bataille. 'As the title suggests,' Mr Dunwoody saw the book'd caught my attentio...more

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Disco's are tricky. You look a total wally if you dance too early but after one crucial song tips the disco over, you look a sad saddo if you don't.

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What if the differences between social strata stem not from genomics or inherent xcellence or even dollars, but merely differences in knowledge? Would...more

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The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature.

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After years of working with missionaries, I am tempted to conclude that their endeavors merely prolong a dying race's agonies for ten or twenty years....more

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& everywhere he observed that casual brutality lighter races show the darker.

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Integrity is a bugger, it really is. Lying can get you into difficulties, but to really wind up in the crappers try telling nothing but the truth.

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Lunatics are writers whose works write them, Bat." "Not all lunatics are writers, Mrs. Rey-believe me." "But most writers are lunatics, Bat-believe me...more

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A writer flirts with schizophrenia, nurtures synesthesia, and embraces obsessive-compulsive disorder. Your art feeds on you, your soul, and, yes, to a...more