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And, suddenly, as if her head cleared, she was quite sure that wonderful things did indeed exist. Even if they're only in my own mind, she thought, th...more

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This book will prove the following ten facts:1. A Goon is a being who melts into the foreground and sticks there.2. Pigs have wings, making them hard ...more

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I think it was then that it dawned on me that Mum wasn't going to notice Chris was missing. She has been made so that she thinks Chris is just round t...more

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I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

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I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!

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Tell me of this Wizard Howl of yours". Sophie's teeth chattered but she said proudly, "He's the best wizard in Ingary or anywhere else. If he'd only h...more

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Jamal stared at the dog in his arms. "Why I am I holding a dog full of angels?

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After that, all the while Millie was eating the pudding... we both tore Christopher's character to shreds. It was wonderful fun.... He drove everyone ...more

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The demon at length fell to singing a gentle, flickering little song. It was not in any language Sophie knew - or she thought not, until she distinctl...more

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My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.

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So you were going to rescue the Prince! Why did you pretend to run away? To deceive the Witch?""Not likely! I'm a coward. Only way I can do something ...more

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Nothing is safe from you. If I were to court a girl who lived on an iceberg in the middle of the ocean, sooner or later— probably sooner— I’d look up ...more

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I feel ill," [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die.

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You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.

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He gave Sophie the smile which had no doubt charmed the Witch of the Waste and possibly Lettie too, firing it along the fork, across the cream, straig...more