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"I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not three, for heaven's sake.
"Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.
"... even one centimetre can make an awful lot of difference when you don't have many to spare.
"The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting.
"this was business.
"No one's ever really ready for a troll.
"Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.
"Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
"I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
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