Erma Bombeck quote: Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in ...

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

~ Erma Bombeck ~

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