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All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

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When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anywa...more

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My mother phones daily to ask "Did you just try to reach me?" When I reply no she adds "So if you're not too busy call me while I'm still alive "...more

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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business t...more

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I read one psychologist's theory that said "Never strike a child in your anger." When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my birthday? When ...more

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Housework can kill you if done right.

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Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

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Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put "I love Mom" on the license plate.

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Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you w...more

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When God Created Mothers"When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're do...more