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When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anywa...more

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Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

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Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put "I love Mom" on the license plate.

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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the sp...more

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When God Created Mothers"When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're do...more