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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows

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All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

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When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anywa...more

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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

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Never have more children than you have car windows.

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I read one psychologist's theory that said "Never strike a child in your anger." When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my birthday? When ...more

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Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

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Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put "I love Mom" on the license plate.

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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the sp...more

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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.

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Girls mature faster than boys, cost more to raise, and statistics show that the old saw about girls not knowing about money and figures is a myth. Gir...more

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When God Created Mothers"When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're do...more