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All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

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Never have more children than you have car windows.

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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.

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Girls mature faster than boys, cost more to raise, and statistics show that the old saw about girls not knowing about money and figures is a myth. Gir...more

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When God Created Mothers"When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're do...more