Erma Bombeck quote: Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work ...

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.

~ Erma Bombeck ~

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