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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.

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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

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There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say "Yes I've got dreams of course I've got dreams." Then they put the box away and brin...more

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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to ...more

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What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?