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It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake.

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When in doubt, look intelligent.

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I used to think that kid might become a preacher. Now I don't see how he's going to stay out of prison. Nobody in this family ever went to prison for ...more

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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

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And then I stand in front of God's Throne squinting up at His blazing glory and He says, 'You had your opportunities, boy. But did you listen? No. You...more

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Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

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The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go ba...more

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I can see how I could write a bold account of myself as a passionate man who rose from humble beginnings to cut a wide swath in the world, whose crime...more

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Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that.