"Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.

I am only a beer teetotaller not a champagne teetotaller.
I am only a beer teetotaller not a champagne teetotaller.
I am only a beer teetotaller not a champagne teetotaller.
I am only a beer teetotaller not a champagne teetotaller.