"I am only a beer teetotaller not a champagne teetotaller.

Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.