A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.
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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
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Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
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While browsing in a second-hand bookshop one day, George Bernard Shaw was amused to find a copy of one of his own works which he himself had inscribed...
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The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.
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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
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Religion is a great force - the only real motive force in the world but you must get at a man through his own religion not through yours.
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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
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The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness...
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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We know now that the soul is the body, and the body the soul. They tell us they are different because they want to persuade us that we can keep our so...
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
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...Hell is the home of the unreal and of the seekers for happiness. It is the only refuge from heaven, which is, as I tell you, the home of the master...
