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A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

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I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.

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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

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While browsing in a second-hand bookshop one day, George Bernard Shaw was amused to find a copy of one of his own works which he himself had inscribed...more

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Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as pos...more

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Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.

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Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

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The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.

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The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.

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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

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You see things; you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?

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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.