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He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.

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This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as...more

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I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.

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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.

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It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments in order to ...more

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Do you know why hurricanes have names instead of numbers? To keep the killing personal. No one cares about a bunch of people killed by a number. '200 ...more

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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

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If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

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To my way of thinking, there is every bit as much evidence for theexistence of UFOs as there is for the existence of God. Probably farmore. At least i...more

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Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And t...more

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You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can...more

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You know what these “God Bless America” people oughta do? They oughta check with that Jesus fellow they’re so crazy about. They’re always talking abou...more

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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.

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Life is sacred"? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death! Has been for thousands of yea...more

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I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same fifty percen...more