"Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock.

I thank you for calling them off, young ser. I promise you, they would have found me indigestible.
~ George R. R. Martin ~












I thank you for calling them off, young ser. I promise you, they would have found me indigestible.

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