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That's one way we differ, Jaime and I. He's taller as well, you may have noticed.

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Shall I prick my prick as well?

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I only need half my wits to be a match for you.

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Some woman, no doubt. Most of them are." He favored Jon with a rueful grin. "Remember this, boy. All dwarfs are bastards, yet not all bastards need be...more

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Now, how do you suppose this queen will react when you turn up with your begging bowl in hand and say, 'Good morrow to you, Auntie. I am your nephew, ...more

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Tyrion let the eunuch help him mount. "Lord Varys," he said from the saddle, "sometimes I feel as though you are the best friend I have in King's Land...more

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The battle fever. He had never thought to experience it himself, though Jamie had told him of it often enough. How time seemed to blur and slow and ev...more

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She never forgets a slight, real or imagined. She takes caution for cowardice and dissent for defiance. And she is greedy. Greedy for power, for honou...more

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And what lesson can we draw from Volantene history?”“If you want to conquer the world, you best have dragons.

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I have a realistic grasp of my own strengths and weaknesses. My mind is my weapon. My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and I have...more

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Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?'Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine', the dwarf told him. 'I learn...more

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Most of my kin are bastards," [Tyrion] said with a wry smile, "but you're the first I've had to friend.

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You are your mother's trueborn son of Lannister.""Am I?" the dwarf replied, sardonic. "Do tell my lord father. My mother died birthing me, and he's ne...more

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I thank you for calling them off, young ser. I promise you, they would have found me indigestible.

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Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side?