Tyrion-lannister Quotes

That's one way we differ, Jaime and I. He's taller as well, you may have noticed.

Shall I prick my prick as well?

Some woman, no doubt. Most of them are." He favored Jon with a rueful grin. "Remember this, boy. All...

Tyrion let the eunuch help him mount. "Lord Varys," he said from the saddle, "sometimes I feel as th...

The battle fever. He had never thought to experience it himself, though Jamie had told him of it oft...

…When you’ve know me longer, you’ll learn that I mean everything I say.”“Even the lies?”“Especially ...

She never forgets a slight, real or imagined. She takes caution for cowardice and dissent for defian...

And what lesson can we draw from Volantene history?”“If you want to conquer the world, you best have...

I have a realistic grasp of my own strengths and weaknesses. My mind is my weapon. My brother has hi...

Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?'Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd ...

Most of my kin are bastards," [Tyrion] said with a wry smile, "but you're the first I've had to frie...

You are your mother's trueborn son of Lannister.""Am I?" the dwarf replied, sardonic. "Do tell my lo...

I thank you for calling them off, young ser. I promise you, they would have found me indigestible.

Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the othe...

Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.

My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit.