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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

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One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see...more

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.