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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

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Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thic...more

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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see...more

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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

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Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.

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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)