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The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.

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A certain beauty in the world is no mark of God's favor, said Mr. Huss. There is no beauty one may not balance by an equal ugliness. The warthog and t...more

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But giving drugs to a cat is no joke, Kemp!

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The red tongues that went licking up my heap of wood were an altogether new and strange thing to Weena.

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In another place was a vast array of idols—Polynesian, Mexican, Grecian, Phoenician, every country on earth I should think. And here, yielding to an i...more