Golf Quotes
Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.
I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak Fr...
Show MoreIf you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg No...
Show Moreif you gone come in second, you're just the first loser!
It's cool now to play golf.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men ...
Show MoreDon't force your kids into sports. I never was. To this day, my dad has never asked me to go play go...
Show MoreI get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depress...
Show MoreGolf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays ...
Show MoreBut I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about vir...
Show MoreThe only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If I want to work, I can. If I want to play golf, or ride my motorcycle, I can. But the rest of it i...
Show MoreI'd like to design something like a city or a museum. I want to do something hands on rather than ju...
Show MoreYour emotions are exposed when you play golf: humility, pride, anger, it all comes out with each swi...
Show MoreThe President is also captured in a well-worn TV news clip, making a boilerplate response to a quest...
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I believe that one of the reasons I get to play golf all over the world is because of the barriers t...
Show MoreAlthough golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
Show MoreYou learn their honesty, you learn their competitiveness. You learn a lot about a person. It's not t...
Show MoreOwning a great golf course gives you great power.
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the pu...
Show MoreI'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf...
Show MoreI wouldn't dream of watching motor racing, cycling, or golf - which aren't truly sports anyway.
The difference between a good golf shot and a bad one is the same as the difference between a beauti...
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Pete Dye introduced me to golf course design back in the 1960's. He came to my hometown Columbus, Oh...
Show MoreIf I had one golf course, from a design standpoint, one that I really love, it would probably be Pin...
Show MoreI've wanted to design golf courses ever since I was a kid. I suppose it comes from the way I've play...
Show MoreGolf is game of respect and sportsmanship we have to respect its traditions and its rules.
I don't believe in luck. Not in golf, anyway. There are good bounces and bad bounces, sure, but the ...
Show MoreThere isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me comb...
Show MoreHe has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen.
A Nicklaus Design golf course is done by the guys in my company that I work with, that have been tra...
Show MoreI learn my lines while on the golf course. I try to do two or three things at once. I have ideas for...
Show MoreYou can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a fo...
Show MoreGolf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by t...
Show MoreTV families and your own are hard to tell apart, except your isn't interrupted every six minutes by ...
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The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart b...
Show MoreGolf and dating don't mix.
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course ...
Show MoreFame is addictive. Money is addictive. Attention is addictive. But golf is second to none.
I have never cared especially for outdoor sports and have no desire to excel at tennis, swimming, or...
Show MoreWith tennis, you can go pick up a racket, take a lesson, and understand how much talent and skill it...
Show MoreIt's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some...
Show MoreI'm a golfer, and what are the two sports you can do till you drop? Golf and surfing. They're great ...
Show MoreI won't have any competitive instincts in any sports, other than golf. I can't see being competitive...
Show MoreEven in high school, I'd tell my mom I was sick of swimming and wanted to try to play golf. She wasn...
Show MoreTo find a man's true character, play golf with him.
Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriora...
Show MoreExcuse me, I must go and putt

Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.
If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so f...
Show MoreIt is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.