Ray Romano Quotes

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so f...

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a l...

The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess s...

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I h...